1 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,480 It'd be so good for you. 2 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,420 Love you like you want me to. 3 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,840 It'd be so good for you. 4 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,900 Love you like you want me to. 5 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:28,210 Sorry I'm late, Arthur. Terrible traffic on the A2. 6 00:01:28,490 --> 00:01:29,650 What you need is a drink. 7 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,090 Something with bubbles in it. 8 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:32,830 Do you bring the plonk? 9 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:35,410 Jevry shall return scarcely. Plonk? 10 00:01:36,350 --> 00:01:37,350 Napoleon's favourite tipple. 11 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:40,770 Maybe he had a bottle too many the night before Waterloo, eh? 12 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:44,050 I had a 69 the other... That is the vintage, my? 13 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:45,610 Ah, yes, sir. The last bottle. 14 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:47,990 Oh, we'll have to see about getting them some more then, won't we? 15 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:50,610 Well, I think I could manage a nice vintage Bollinger. 16 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:52,370 Bollinger? 17 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,400 Even better. Here you are, sir. Nice and cold. Oh, thank you. 18 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:59,380 Cheers. Here's to a successful business association. 19 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:00,980 Absolutely. Cheers. 20 00:02:03,780 --> 00:02:08,800 I think you'll like the 71 I brought you. It's a shade smoother, a touch 21 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,060 than the 69 you had. 22 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,280 Oh, absolutely splendid. 23 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:16,120 Where is it? It's in the car. You've brought the money with you, haven't you? 24 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:17,119 Yes, yes. 25 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,100 Saves on the old bookkeeping and VAT, you know. 26 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:20,740 Keeps the price down, doesn't it? 27 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:22,620 900. 28 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:25,240 Cash. Oh, fine. 29 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,080 Well, perhaps your man could start getting it into the cellar. 30 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:34,640 No, my cellar is rather full at the moment. But I have a business associate 31 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,220 has a little place in town which he hardly ever uses. I have the keys to 32 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,820 place. I haven't had a lunch like that in years. 33 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,280 Well, she told me you got divorced. I could have celebrated sooner. 34 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,770 You expect me to call out all my old boyfriends and say you... Who aren't 35 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,710 divorced? Oh, you could have got a card printed. 36 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:52,750 The ex -Mrs. Joan Greggs. 37 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,250 At home. 38 00:02:58,850 --> 00:02:59,850 Or away. 39 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:15,090 Is this it? 40 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:18,220 Yeah. Still quite unspoiled. 41 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,860 Does your associate live here? 42 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,980 Oh, good heavens, no, no, no. He has a place in the country. 43 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,160 Suffolk, Georgian. No, no, he just uses this as a pieter. 44 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:55,660 Hello. 45 00:03:56,100 --> 00:03:59,920 Oh, Terence. I thought you were up in Suffolk. Huh? 46 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,220 With Samantha and kids. 47 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:04,380 Oh, no. 48 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,240 Well, yeah, no, I came down for a couple of days, you know. 49 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,600 Shop early for Christmas. 50 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,180 Terence McCann, my associate. 51 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,820 Clive Stamard. This is the shipment of claret I was telling you about. 52 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,740 You said a couple of crates is enough here for a bleeding army. 53 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:20,480 Yeah, well, I really must be on my way. There's just a little matter of... 54 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:21,839 Paying for it. 55 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,880 There we are. Thank you very much. 56 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:27,300 No, no, no. It's all there. Yeah. 57 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,080 No, no. No need to break up the case. 58 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,620 I brought you a bonus bottle. 59 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,620 Oh. Perhaps your associate would like to try it. 60 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,320 Yeah, sure. 61 00:04:38,489 --> 00:04:39,630 1971, Geoffrey Chamberlain. 62 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:40,850 Lovely. 63 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,210 Very smooth, dry. 64 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:45,210 Best results if you chambray it for half an hour at room temperature. 65 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:46,670 What else? 66 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,730 Are you going straight back to Durban? 67 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:51,890 No, no, I thought I'd have a night on the town. 68 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:56,130 I thought I'd try that new hotel, the Bach Show. Oh, very good, very good. 69 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:57,610 My friend, his manager. 70 00:04:57,910 --> 00:05:00,690 I'll have a word with him, make sure he takes care of you. Thanks very much. 71 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,870 Well, let me know when you want that Bollinger. 72 00:05:08,289 --> 00:05:09,630 Samantha. Got a dodgy chest. 73 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:12,350 Worked so damp this time of year in Sussex. 74 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:16,970 Yes. Well, I'll let myself out. Fine. Bye -bye. Goodbye, dear. 75 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:23,250 You said a couple of crates. Harry, for God's sakes, there's a draft in the 76 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,370 night. Bloody Siberia. 77 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,590 Well, you're in London on business, eh? 78 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,050 That's right, yes. 79 00:05:33,090 --> 00:05:34,090 Just starting the one -night sit? 80 00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:35,750 That's all, yes. You're OK. 81 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:37,190 Thank you. Nice to see you. 82 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:38,930 Thanks very much. Have a good evening. 83 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:40,370 Thank you. 84 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,320 Yes, I'd like an outside line, please. 85 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:30,560 71 was a wonderful year. Not for me, it wasn't. I was in the scrubs. Still a 86 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,560 touch fruitier. 87 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:34,820 Yeah, that's probably all the pineapple chunks they put in it. 88 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,120 You enjoy being Philistine, don't you? 89 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:39,980 It's never even met her. 90 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:41,240 Oh, dear. 91 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,500 Who's this geezer Stanard, then? 92 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,460 Wine dealer from Dover. 93 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,360 Do you mean they fell off the back of a boat? 94 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:49,680 Nothing of the sort. 95 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,060 Does he sit on a beach and wait for them to be washed up? 96 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,920 However he gets them, it's a gift, isn't it? At six quid. We can knock them out 97 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:56,920 at ten and upwards. 98 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:58,920 We? Well, I thought you'd give me a hand. 99 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,960 Use your contacts in the clubs. 100 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,860 No, I'm sorry, mate. It's not my style. 101 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,940 I couldn't do it with any conviction. 102 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,060 Sorry. 103 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,640 Hello. Ah, ah, yes. 104 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,120 Come in. 105 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,500 Oh, Bettina. 106 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,520 Look, it's a good upmarket line. 107 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,620 And there's plenty more where that came from. 108 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,700 All they've got to do is trample the grapes fast enough. 109 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,300 Where are you going? 110 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:36,420 Got a beer? 111 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,120 Oh, that plum gives you a terrible thirst. 112 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,220 Cheers. Cheers, love. 113 00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:48,740 We're a bit dressed up, aren't we, for relaxing? 114 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,700 Why don't you go and flip into a dressing gown? 115 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,320 Okay. 116 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,140 I just thought I'd make myself, um, more comfy. 117 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:36,679 I... Well... 118 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:41,700 Bottoms up? 119 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,200 Cheers. 120 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:46,540 Ah. 121 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,160 Duck now, though. 122 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:49,880 Just a small one, then. 123 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:53,360 I can tell you're next, Steve. What? 124 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,820 By the way you hold your head. 125 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,140 Oh. By the way, it's 50 quid. 126 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:00,860 What? 127 00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:02,060 For the massage. 128 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:03,580 Oh. 129 00:09:04,980 --> 00:09:05,980 Yes, of course. 130 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,760 How's that luxury cafe of yours going? 131 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,400 No, no, no, I've got a new line. 132 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,800 The wine trade. 133 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,620 No, I'm starting off in Clarets. 134 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,660 That's what I was phoning you about, really. I've got a wonderful opening 135 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,510 A 1971 Geoffrey Chamberdin. 136 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:29,070 Sun and rainfall were perfect that year. 137 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:31,590 It was the year Boycott made a duck at Lorde. 138 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:35,210 Geoffrey Chamberdin, as in Boycott. 139 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,290 Prince of your Bordeaux's. 140 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,450 What? No, no, I haven't got a cold. 141 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:42,710 Bordeaux's. 142 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,810 No, no, George, it's not sparkling. 143 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:49,930 No, no, George, Claret comes from France. 144 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,790 To you, knock down price. 145 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:55,660 Six quid a bottle. I can't do it cheaper than that. 146 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,500 Six. 147 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,180 One. 148 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:03,220 No, no, no, no, no, no. One bottle is six quid. 149 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,800 That... Hello, George? 150 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:07,760 George? 151 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:10,060 George? 152 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,980 Why don't you roll over, Clive? 153 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,220 And I'll show you my Japanese technique. 154 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:23,110 Japanese, eh? 155 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:26,370 I bet they didn't do this at Pearl Harbour. 156 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:28,290 What? Never mind. 157 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,850 Oh, it is very relaxing. 158 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,530 That's good. 159 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:36,590 Oh, you've got a nasty umpire, Clive. 160 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,930 I think you've been working too hard. 161 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,970 Been using your right arm too much, haven't you? 162 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,300 Is that nice and relaxing too? 163 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,720 Didn't you hear the Chancellor on the telly the other night? Talking to the 164 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,200 unions. You want a hedge against inflation? 165 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:22,360 Sod pay rises, take it in good clarity. 166 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,680 All right. 167 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,720 I thought you'd gone back to Dover. 168 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,840 No, not yet. 169 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,880 I've got a little unfinished business. 170 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:36,760 Good night, last night? 171 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,400 Oh, quite a night. 172 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:40,880 Fetch some coffee over, Dave. 173 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:49,100 You don't look as if you spent the night in your hotel room watching the telly. 174 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,600 No, I didn't watch the telly. 175 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:55,360 You, um... You called the manager, did you? 176 00:12:56,660 --> 00:13:00,500 Yeah, yeah. Well, the manager was out when I called back. I spoke to the 177 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:01,439 assistant manager. 178 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,920 Yeah, but you asked him to take care of me. 179 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,140 Yeah, yeah. 180 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:07,300 Why, was the service not all right? 181 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,520 It was very good. 182 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:13,300 They sent this tart up to my room, name of Bettina, to give me a massage. 183 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,500 Oh, that is service. 184 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,400 I didn't know the barks you were into that. 185 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,880 A little leaflet was pushed under my door. 186 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,500 I telephoned a number for personal massage. 187 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,080 Oh, naughty, naughty. 188 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,080 And you know the rest, don't you? 189 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,720 What the hell are you talking about? Oh, come on. 190 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:34,880 She slipped something in my drink, she took my money and my credit cards, and 191 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,220 she even knew to look in my briefcase for the 900 quid. She took all of it? 192 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,880 do you expect? She'd leave a refund for the massage? 193 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:45,900 Oh, come on, Arthur. Who do you think you're fooling? And you are implying 194 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:49,400 I am the mastermind behind this grand plan to rip you off? 195 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,080 You knew where I was staying. 196 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,340 You telephoned the assistant manager. 197 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,800 You must be bummed. If you think I... Then how did she know to look in my 198 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,140 briefcase? Oh, come on. You said it was a leaflet. Pure bloody chance you called 199 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,019 that number. 200 00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:07,140 And how do you always like to know you're into personal massage? 201 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,540 I told you I was going to have a night on the town. On the town, yeah, not on 202 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:13,760 some bird in your hotel room. If you want to have your sacroiliac 203 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,900 that's your business. 204 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:16,740 Funny, though, isn't it, how you got the wine? 205 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,740 And now the payment's disappeared. 206 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:24,300 Look, I do not run a fleet of phony masseuses trained to pummel people who 207 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:25,300 just given money to. 208 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:31,060 No. But I do not like to see a business associate ripped off. 209 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:34,350 So you give me this phone number and address, I have contacts. 210 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:35,950 I'll have this looked into. 211 00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:38,810 Ah, there's the really clever twist. She took the leaflet with her. 212 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,990 Well, how the hell do you expect me to... I do expect you to, Arthur. 213 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:44,230 Leave it out. What do you think I am? 214 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,670 You know Billy Gresham, don't you? 215 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,150 Yeah. 216 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,290 Not well. I know him well. 217 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,830 Old friend from service days. We still do each other a favour now and then. 218 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:59,650 He's got some big lads, Arthur. He employs for collection purposes. Now, 219 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:00,730 I'll wait. 220 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,150 For three days. 221 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:03,990 Only when you've got the money. 222 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:22,850 I hate to interrupt your comeback as world champion, but if you've got any 223 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,530 matter left unscrambled... No, I've told you what I think, haven't I? 224 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:29,130 A bloke can't pull a bird for free. He's got to pay for it, hasn't he? 225 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:33,110 Especially if he's kinky. Not with 900 nigger of my money. So we've got to try 226 00:15:33,110 --> 00:15:35,130 and find this rip -off, aren't we? Oh, yeah. 227 00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:36,850 And how are we going to do that, eh? 228 00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,970 There's got to be 50 poncies working a massage racket in this one alone. 229 00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,290 Please. 230 00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,330 It's quieter. 231 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,410 I can think. 232 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,030 There's nothing to think about, son. 233 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:48,010 Your mate deserved it. 234 00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,910 He's a berk. Yeah, a berk for those Billy boy Gresham. 235 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:57,250 Gresham? I've got three days before Billy's collectors get after me. 236 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,540 You didn't tell me he was involved. 237 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,660 Well, I wanted to save you from anxiety, didn't I? 238 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,040 Thanks. 239 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,280 I knew you had an old score to settle. 240 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,200 Settled it. 241 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,380 This way. 242 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:10,360 I don't sound like you, Terry. 243 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:11,580 Don't it? 244 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,660 I'm breathing, aren't I? 245 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,180 Try and ask for more. 246 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,440 Wasn't like that, was he? 247 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,660 Anyway, sounds to me like you got the trouble, sunshine. 248 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,700 Ain't even got the birds number. 249 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,200 Yeah, but there can only be one outfit working in that territory. 250 00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:28,520 Hey, I've had an idea. 251 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760 I don't want to hear it. 252 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:33,600 This training you're doing, you could use a good massage. 253 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,340 Look, it's not going to work, is it? 254 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,720 If I phone up and ask for Bettina, they're going to smell her out, aren't 255 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,700 I mean, if a geezer gets taken to the cleaners by a bird, he's hardly going to 256 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,900 ask for the same again, is he? 257 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,540 That is the whole point, my son. 258 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,700 Whichever bird they send will have been briefed to play the same trick. 259 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,200 Well, why don't you get hold of your old muck at a manager? 260 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600 It's his hotel, isn't it? 261 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:57,990 Let him sort it out. 262 00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,110 Two reasons. 263 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,090 A, I don't know him from Adam. 264 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,850 And B, even if I did, he wouldn't have heard about it. 265 00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,069 Blokes who use tarts are too shy to talk about it. Even if they get their 266 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,069 trousers whipped. 267 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,130 Oh, God. 268 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:11,670 Don't you signal, darling. 269 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:13,930 You make me laugh, you do. 270 00:17:14,569 --> 00:17:17,369 Just because you're trying out a new car, nobody else is allowed on the road. 271 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,849 Look, Terry, who's ever staked you out for a treat like this? 272 00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:22,230 I'm footing the bill, remember? 273 00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:25,230 Legitimate expenses of the wine trade. 274 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,329 50 quid for me. 275 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,510 What for? 276 00:17:28,730 --> 00:17:29,730 Wear and tear. 277 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,170 Will you be paying by cash or by card, Mr McCann? 278 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:36,409 Oh, cash. 279 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,330 George, room 403 for Mr McCann, please. 280 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,430 No, it's all right, I'll take that. 281 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:45,210 Anything you need, Mr McCann, just ring. 282 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:47,290 I will, please. 283 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,010 Are you up in town on business? 284 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,520 Yeah, that's right. 285 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,120 In the wine trade, eh? 286 00:17:58,980 --> 00:17:59,980 How do you know? 287 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,280 There's a lot of them staying here tonight. 288 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,700 A bit late for the tasting, though. It started half an hour ago. 289 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,079 Did it? 290 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,400 Yeah, in the Gloucester room. 291 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,280 All right to some, isn't it? All that free wine. 292 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,820 When you're ready, I'll take you down, if you like. 293 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,060 Show you where it is. 294 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,700 Yeah. 295 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,800 Yeah, cheers. 296 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,370 Splendid buffet. 297 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:29,870 Very appealing. 298 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,830 Good fun today, 73th. 299 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,210 Yeah, thanks. 300 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:35,930 Cheers. 301 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:48,230 Firm, fruity, but still subtle. 302 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:52,130 Cotard was more senior. Quite. More elegant, somehow. 303 00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:56,250 It's a good meaty burgundy. It's just the thing before your Sunday snooze. 304 00:19:00,730 --> 00:19:02,090 It's cool 75. 305 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:03,910 Classic here. 306 00:19:04,290 --> 00:19:05,290 Absolutely. 307 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:08,450 Just look at that collar. 308 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,710 Fine nose on it. 309 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:15,430 Splendid. 310 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,960 It's a bit fruity for a 75. 311 00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:26,700 Yeah, but subtly fruity. 312 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Yes. 313 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,820 Nicely full -bodied, though. Almost sinewy. 314 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,440 Right. That's better than that 71 down there. 315 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,240 No question. 316 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,460 Here. Biscuit. 317 00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,140 I never touch those. 318 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,720 Pure bloody cardboard. 319 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,860 I always carry my own. 320 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,640 Granary. 321 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,040 It's much better for the palate. 322 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,049 Who are you with? 323 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,050 I'm on me own. 324 00:19:55,510 --> 00:19:57,570 I meant, er, which company? 325 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,110 Arthur Daly's. 326 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:09,990 Now, that's got balance and body. 327 00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:11,270 Meaty. 328 00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:14,510 Arthur Daly's, where are they? 329 00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:19,530 Er, Dover and Brighton, er, mostly south coast outlets, you know. 330 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:21,930 Yes, I don't know the south. 331 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,350 I'm from Scotland. 332 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,210 Really? 333 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,870 You should try the white burgundies. 334 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,450 They're excellent. 335 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,480 Hello? 336 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,000 Terry, you done it already? 337 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,020 Now, don't tell me you're getting cold feet. 338 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:15,900 Well, massage is very good for the circulation. 339 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,300 No. No, Terry, that won't work. 340 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,480 If you phone up and ask for the address, they'll think you're the law. 341 00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:28,470 Now, look, dial the bloody number, tell them you want a takeaway massage, catch 342 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:29,650 a red -eye and leave a lean on her. 343 00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:32,310 No. 344 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:34,150 Terry, that won't work. 345 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:43,010 Terry, if I'd known you were a virgin... All right, I'll be waiting. 346 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:45,990 I've got a nice little girl of Earth's Tremor that'll keep me company. 347 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,830 No, Terry, it is a whine. 348 00:21:52,450 --> 00:21:53,450 Yeah. 349 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,040 I'll be thinking of you. 350 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:10,860 Hello. 351 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,700 I'm Sandra. 352 00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:15,760 From the Burlington service. 353 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:18,080 Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah. 354 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:19,480 Come in. 355 00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,190 I'm Terry. 356 00:22:27,610 --> 00:22:28,610 Terry McCann. 357 00:22:29,770 --> 00:22:30,770 Nice room you've got. 358 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,170 Yeah, it's all right, isn't it? 359 00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:33,870 Oh, it should be, what they charge. 360 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:37,350 Do you want a drink? 361 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,390 You brought some of your wine with you, then? 362 00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:41,810 No, when I'm off duty, I drink whiskey. 363 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:43,230 Is that all right? 364 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:44,390 Here. 365 00:22:44,770 --> 00:22:45,770 Just a small one. 366 00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:47,150 Thank you. 367 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:49,030 Anything with it? 368 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:50,270 No. 369 00:22:52,030 --> 00:22:53,030 There you go. 370 00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:58,530 Cheers. Cheers. 371 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:03,190 Oh, I left the shower running. Oh, God. 372 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:28,650 They said it was 50 quid. Here. 373 00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:37,190 Here you go. 374 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,870 Your company pay for this as well? 375 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,290 Yeah. 376 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:44,710 Mr Laney, it's expensive. 377 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:49,770 Do you want another drink? 378 00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:59,150 As your company's paying for it, why don't we... 379 00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:04,030 Yeah. 380 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:09,950 It's funny. 381 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,550 What's funny? 382 00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:13,430 You don't look the sort. 383 00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:16,050 I mean, the type who has to pay for it. 384 00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:18,510 Thanks. 385 00:24:18,870 --> 00:24:21,410 You don't want anything special, do you? 386 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:23,910 No, no. Just a regular massage. 387 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:26,350 You really want the massage first? 388 00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:29,730 Yeah, I'll get stiff all round the shoulders and the neck. 389 00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:31,590 Don't mind if I relax, do you? 390 00:24:31,810 --> 00:24:32,810 No, love. 391 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:33,850 Do what you like. 392 00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:36,630 After all, you're paying for it. Yeah, right. 393 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:39,170 Oh, come on, Leslie. 394 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:43,010 Where are you going to get a chamfered in 71 for less than six quid? 395 00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:45,890 Unless somebody sticks a label on a ketchup bottle. 396 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:50,610 Look, I am knocking it out at a caterer at the House of Lords for nine quid. 397 00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:51,970 And that is wholesale. 398 00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:59,410 Yeah, but with your clientele, well, if you took three crates, I could let you 399 00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:03,650 have it for, oh, let's say, hello, hello, you've got a cross line there, 400 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:04,690 someone. 401 00:25:04,730 --> 00:25:05,730 Hang up and try again. 402 00:25:07,350 --> 00:25:09,590 No, no, no, hang up and dial again. 403 00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:11,870 Dial again. 404 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:15,670 Hello, no, no, I am not the star of India. 405 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:20,950 No, no, I have not got six stuffed chapatis and a chicken vindaloo to take 406 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,200 Hello, Leslie. Oh, look, bugger you, Boonagosh. Get off my line, will you? 407 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,540 Leslie, Leslie. Oh, hang on, hang on. 408 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,260 How do you feel about a nice little wine with your takeaway? 409 00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:35,620 Where exactly are you? 410 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:41,860 You OK, love? 411 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,480 Sleepy. 412 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,400 Are you sure you didn't drink more than you sold? 413 00:25:58,830 --> 00:26:00,170 Harry, are you sure you're all right? 414 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:02,690 Terry? 415 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,459 Follow that cat! 416 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,980 Oh no, not again. 417 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,060 How much you want? Sure, I'll pay. 418 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,880 There you go, thanks. 419 00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,140 Okay. 420 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,000 Yes? I've come to see Sandra. Who is it, Mum? 421 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,400 Someone for you. 422 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,640 Be down in a sec. 423 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,740 Well, come in. You won't be long. 424 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,080 Mum's Sandra's mum. 425 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:49,340 Pleased to meet you. 426 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,540 Are you a friend of Sandra's? 427 00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,040 Yeah, yeah. I'm Terry. 428 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,000 She never mentioned you. 429 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:59,340 Very secret, my daughter, about her friend. 430 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:07,210 Hello. Terry, this is my mum. We've done the introduction. 431 00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:08,650 Yeah. 432 00:28:09,210 --> 00:28:10,550 I know Terry from work. 433 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:13,550 Come on, bed. 434 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:18,230 You can't watch to the end. Well, I say you can't. Now, come on, off to bed. 435 00:28:19,010 --> 00:28:21,290 Take him up, will you, Mum? I can get up there by myself. 436 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:22,549 Oh, great. 437 00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:23,770 Come on. Off with you. 438 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,530 Work with Sandra, do you? 439 00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:27,969 Yeah, yeah. 440 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,230 I never met anyone from Sandra's work before. 441 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:31,810 What do you do? 442 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,490 Well, I, um... Terry's one of the partners. 443 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:36,530 Oh, that's nice. 444 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,750 I keep telling Sandra she should get on the day shift like everyone else. 445 00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:43,550 Yes, Mum, Terry's not in charge of that side of things. 446 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,690 What do you want? 447 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:47,030 I need to talk to you. 448 00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:51,650 There's been a bit of trouble down at the, um... The salon? 449 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,970 Yeah, the salon. There's been a bit of trouble. 450 00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:57,750 Well, why don't we go down the pub and talk about it? 451 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,260 Yeah, good idea. Come, then. Why don't you stay here? I've got some beer in the 452 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:04,060 fridge. No, no, it's all right. I'll make myself scarce in the kitchen. 453 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:06,240 No, there's no need. Can you have me something, Terry? 454 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:09,540 Only, I've got something in the oven just for Andrew. It'll stretch to two. 455 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,560 it's OK. 456 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:12,520 I've eaten, honestly. 457 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:15,200 What we've got to talk about will only take a few minutes. 458 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:16,940 I could do with a drink, anyway. 459 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,400 Come on, Terry. 460 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,240 Yeah, well, bye, Mrs... Thank you. Bye, Terry. 461 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,280 See you again, I hope. 462 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,560 Yeah, you never know. 463 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:38,740 There you go. 464 00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:40,940 Are you sure you're not going to pull this one away? 465 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,080 Positive. Cheers. 466 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:49,340 Now, you say they never told you to rip off clients? 467 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,160 Never. I wouldn't have done it, even if they had. 468 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:53,960 I mean, fair's fair. 469 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,600 It would have been kind of... Immoral? 470 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,560 Yeah. 471 00:29:59,669 --> 00:30:00,669 Kind of immoral. 472 00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:04,490 Anyway, I don't want to do anything that will get the cops on me. 473 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:06,850 I've got my family to think of. 474 00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:08,370 Oh, yeah, of course, yeah. 475 00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:10,990 I've got another kid, too. 476 00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:12,670 She's five. 477 00:30:13,370 --> 00:30:15,970 I've had to support them and my mum ever since my husband left. 478 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:19,030 When was that? He walked out four years ago. 479 00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:25,590 So you reckon this patina bird is thieving freelance, eh? 480 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,280 You'll make more than enough at this game without having to steal. 481 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,600 You met her? 482 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:32,980 Never met anybody. 483 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,780 I just phoned through the appointments. 484 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,300 What does your mum think about all these phone calls? 485 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,000 She thinks I work in a private hairdressing and manicure. 486 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,660 I used to be a hairdresser. 487 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:46,580 I can earn four times as much this way and no tax. 488 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,220 What's their cut? 489 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:52,020 25%. I send it weekly to a box number. 490 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,520 Well, they trust you to send the right amount. 491 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,560 They make the appointments, they know what I charge, they know my address. 492 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,780 A friend who got me involved said they get very nasty if you don't play it 493 00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:03,780 straight. 494 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:07,840 God, if they knew about this patina. They'd slice her up. 495 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:10,820 Look, I don't want to cause any trouble. 496 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,420 I'll get back. 497 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,820 Look, I'm sorry about your friend. 498 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:22,700 It's a lot of money to lose. 499 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,740 Stern, it's silly of him to carry it round, isn't it? 500 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,299 Yeah, yeah. 501 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,300 Very silly. 502 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,040 Well, thanks all the same. 503 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,280 Thanks for the drink. 504 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,020 Hang on a minute. 505 00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:42,260 My phone number. 506 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Call me sometime. 507 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:48,900 Yeah, cheers. 508 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,400 I mean, not on business or anything. 509 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,240 We could... 510 00:31:53,390 --> 00:31:54,390 Go to a film? 511 00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:55,630 I think so. 512 00:31:57,410 --> 00:31:58,410 Yeah. 513 00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:06,530 Yeah, fine. You really wrung my 514 00:32:06,530 --> 00:32:07,530 heart, old son. 515 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:10,690 I spent 100 quid on your night out and all you do is bring me back a bloody 516 00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:11,690 social problem. 517 00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:15,770 Yeah, well, I've got a phone number if you want to take it to the pictures. 518 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:17,850 You like their old mum and all. 519 00:32:18,490 --> 00:32:19,490 Very funny. 520 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,230 Didn't you get a single lead? 521 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,400 need new shock absorbers. Well, it's me what needs new shock absorbers, after 522 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,400 what you just told me. 523 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,620 If I'd spent 50 quid on a bird, I'd at least have myself a massage. 524 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:37,060 I didn't fancy it. 525 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:40,860 All we got is a lousy phone number and a crummy box number. How are we going to 526 00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:41,739 trace them like that? 527 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:45,180 Look, I'm not a bleeding detective, am I? And I'm not that mad about being in 528 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:46,180 the wine trade, either. 529 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:49,740 And I'm not all that mad about being accidentally run over by one of 530 00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:52,020 heavies. No, it's probably a wind -up. 531 00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:56,070 Give us a call if it isn't, all right? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll crawl to the 532 00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:57,790 phone box with my two broken legs. 533 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:02,389 I'll tell you what. 534 00:33:02,390 --> 00:33:06,010 Yeah, I know. You need a new plug. And not only in your old banger, either. 535 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:09,430 That leaflet. I mean, they can't put it under everybody's door, can they? 536 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,330 I mean, it might be a respectable cuppa or a family or something. So? 537 00:33:14,750 --> 00:33:16,610 I think I've got a lead. 538 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,120 Well, I don't know. 539 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,440 Wednesday at the latest. 540 00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:40,260 Yeah. Hello, George. 541 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:42,040 I'll see you later. 542 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,540 Remember me? 543 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:46,740 Oh, you're not staying in the hotel, are you? No, no, I did last night. You 544 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,740 showed me to my room. 545 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,860 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 546 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,060 Remember that? 547 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,440 You shoved it under my door. 548 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:55,220 I'll leave it out. 549 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,200 Well, let's have a quiet little chat then, eh? 550 00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:00,260 I'm not here. 551 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:03,630 What are you, the law then? 552 00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:07,710 No. On what comes before the law, they come afterwards if you don't cooperate. 553 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:09,530 So tell me about this racket. 554 00:34:09,870 --> 00:34:11,210 Hey, what's this, George? 555 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:13,290 You bringing your friends round for dinner? 556 00:34:13,909 --> 00:34:15,949 Think I've got a fault to eat here on my wages? 557 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,710 I don't know anything about it. 558 00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:20,270 Yes, you do. 559 00:34:21,449 --> 00:34:25,889 You show a lonely gent up to his room, right? You ask him a few questions, see 560 00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:29,290 if he's got a little time to kill a few bob to spare, and you clip one of those 561 00:34:29,290 --> 00:34:30,290 under his door, don't you? 562 00:34:31,359 --> 00:34:33,420 Cupid's little messenger. That's what you are, isn't it, George? 563 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:37,500 Okay, so I deliver them, but I don't run the sodding racket. I know that. 564 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,199 You're not bright enough, are you? 565 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,500 But who does? 566 00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:43,300 No. No, I can't tell you that. 567 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,600 You can. 568 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:47,219 Now. 569 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,880 You coming in with me? No, no, no. I'll stay in the car. I think that'd be 570 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,880 better. Oh. 571 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,219 Don't want to be seen going in there, eh? 572 00:34:55,690 --> 00:34:58,750 People might think you're one of the Dirty Mac Brigade, eh? No, no, no. It's 573 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,050 that at all. I can't leave the car. It's on a yellow line. 574 00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:04,410 Besides, you might want to make a fast getaway. 575 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:05,890 Could be rough in there. 576 00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:08,990 Yeah, that's why I want to talk about my share now. 577 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:10,890 Your share? 578 00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:13,350 You keep on telling me we're in the wine trade together. 579 00:35:14,890 --> 00:35:15,890 How much? 580 00:35:17,270 --> 00:35:18,370 Five massages worth. 581 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:21,170 250 quid? 582 00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:22,830 If I get the 900 back. 583 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,350 And you already owe me 50. 584 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,280 Lousy wine's costing me a fortune. Yes or no? 585 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,840 Bloody Shermerdin. 586 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:47,300 You the manager? 587 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:49,220 No, no, no. I had to pack, mate. 588 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,480 No interruption. 589 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:32,270 You're parked on a double yellow line. 590 00:36:32,930 --> 00:36:33,930 Oh. 591 00:36:34,450 --> 00:36:35,930 You all right? What? 592 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:39,510 Oh, hello, officer. Yeah, yeah, I'll be all right in a minute. 593 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:45,670 Sudden migraine. I thought I ought to pull in for a second. 594 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:48,790 Migraine? You get these attacks often? 595 00:36:49,010 --> 00:36:50,510 No, no, no, no, very rarely. 596 00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:54,380 Oh! Well, I thought it might be neuralgia. 597 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,120 Well, even if you've got cholera, you can't park on a double yellow line. 598 00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:02,260 what do you want me to do, drive around banging into people? I've got double 599 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,160 vision. You ought to get to a doctor. 600 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,140 How? I can't drive like this. Well, if it's that bad, I'll call you an 601 00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:11,460 ambulance. What, and tow my car away? No, thank you. No, no, no, just give me 602 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:12,460 minute, will you? 603 00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:16,260 Trip, 604 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,300 did you? 605 00:37:20,380 --> 00:37:21,600 Yeah, yeah, trip. 606 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:23,960 You hurt yourself? 607 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:25,400 No, I'm all right. 608 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:32,220 You didn't get yourself chucked out of there, did you? 609 00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:35,400 You sure seem dead in a place like that. 610 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,280 And how are you feeling now? 611 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,980 Much better, thanks. 612 00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:47,320 The double vision's going. 613 00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:49,880 Right. Well, you'd better move up. 614 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,980 before you see two policemen moving in on you. 615 00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:54,620 Right, thanks. 616 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,880 All done. All done. You don't know what I've been through. 617 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,360 Yeah, I noticed they took a bit of persuading. 618 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,880 They're very ethical, like lawyers or priests, always trying to protect their 619 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,880 clients. 620 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:21,310 Fixed patina. 621 00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:22,570 Fixed her? 622 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:25,710 Yeah, well, they weren't very happy that she had half -inch 900 quid without 623 00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:26,710 divvying it up. 624 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:28,630 So they're going to let us deal with it. 625 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,890 Oh. 626 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,890 Well, in two hours' time, she's going to room 434 for a spot of massage. 627 00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:37,390 I can't afford to get another room for you in that hotel. No, there's no need 628 00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:38,890 for that. We'll pick her up before she gets there. 629 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:40,910 Are we going to recognise her? 630 00:38:41,770 --> 00:38:42,970 I've sorted that one out, too. 631 00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:46,690 Ooh, a little exercise really sharpens up your mind, doesn't it? 632 00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:48,430 Oh, yeah. 633 00:38:48,970 --> 00:38:49,970 A souvenir for you. 634 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:51,570 What is it? 635 00:38:52,090 --> 00:38:55,490 Just a little something to sharpen up your love life. Right. 636 00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:18,290 Come on up the back stairs. 637 00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:20,130 Joking, it's a fourth floor. 638 00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:23,970 We're going to... Cut the arm, boy. 639 00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,130 That's steady. 640 00:39:27,570 --> 00:39:28,890 You've been quick in the walk, haven't you? 641 00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:31,270 I'm not walking up any back stairs. 642 00:39:50,990 --> 00:39:54,610 Hello, I'm Bettina. Oh, I'm Sergio, Mr. Sergio. 643 00:39:55,950 --> 00:39:58,710 Yes? They didn't tell me your other name, just said Terry. 644 00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,870 No, I'm not Terry. Oh, God. 645 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,030 She'll come back when she knows it's a mistake. 646 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,350 Casual, Casual Sergio. 647 00:40:06,690 --> 00:40:07,730 Yeah, well, anyway, 648 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:09,830 you wanted a massage. 649 00:40:11,110 --> 00:40:12,250 A massage? 650 00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:18,370 Oh, yes, a massage. Very nice, just like at home. Come in, please. 651 00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:20,850 Very good of Hotel to know we like a massage. 652 00:40:24,070 --> 00:40:25,550 You didn't think of that, did you? 653 00:40:25,810 --> 00:40:26,810 Can't think of everything. 654 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:28,730 We could be here all night, Terry. 655 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,010 He's Japanese. 656 00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:31,990 So? 657 00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:34,270 You have no idea what they get up to. 658 00:40:35,610 --> 00:40:36,610 I'm going to sit down. 659 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:41,590 Wow. One of Patina's drinks and zonk, whatever he is. 660 00:40:44,930 --> 00:40:46,670 Perhaps chaps aren't allowed to drink. 661 00:40:47,350 --> 00:40:48,350 No, that's Muslims. 662 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,620 Is it? 663 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,060 How do you know? 664 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:52,680 Well, a load of them live in my street. 665 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,920 Never seen them in a boozer. 666 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,200 Perhaps they're only allowed to do it in private. 667 00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,520 What are we talking about Muslims for? 668 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,380 You started it, saying maybe chaps don't drink. 669 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,000 If only I'd known. 670 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,900 What? When I bought all that bloody plonk, I'd end up sitting here, waiting 671 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:08,900 a nip to have a nap. 672 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:11,520 You ought to think yourself lucky. 673 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,640 Why? 674 00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:15,900 Do you ever see Bridge on the River Kwai? 675 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,900 Have a little word with you, Bettina. 676 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:48,620 Who are you? 677 00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:49,800 Never your mind, dear. 678 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:52,740 You house detectives? 679 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,100 Yeah, that's right. 680 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,640 Oh, good. 681 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,560 You're not house detectives. You're not cops either. 682 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,780 No, dear, this is a citizen's arrest. 683 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:11,740 Yeah, well, what do you want? Two nights ago, you visited professionally a 684 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,920 friend of mine, Clive Stannard. Hold on, Arthur. Let's have a look. Come here. 685 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,440 Don't be a silly girl. 686 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,060 Don't you fall out the car, do we? 687 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:21,460 Oh, yeah. 688 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:22,760 Been collecting again. 689 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:24,060 Oops. 690 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,060 Carry on like this. 691 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:29,360 We're going to wipe out the tourist trade single -handed. 692 00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:32,760 You also collected from my friend, and he's only from Kent. 693 00:42:33,460 --> 00:42:35,320 900 quid for my money. 694 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,940 We want it back. 695 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,480 Or else. 696 00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:41,800 I have very good connections at Savile Row Police Station. 697 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,900 I'll just whip in and get the money. No, no, no, that's okay. 698 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,459 I'll go. 699 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,660 What's the matter? Don't you trust me? 700 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:48,939 Yeah, of course. 701 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,300 You went in last time. 702 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:52,540 Pawn shop, remember? 703 00:42:54,140 --> 00:42:57,920 Think it might be a bit dangerous, do you? Listen, if you need me, do your owl 704 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,920 call. 705 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,930 Just give me the money and we'll say nothing about the other business, OK? 706 00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:13,230 I can't, love. I've spent most of it. Oh, dear, dear. In two days, we'll have 707 00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:14,610 make it up out of petty cash, won't you? 708 00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:16,030 Where do you keep that? In the desk? 709 00:43:16,590 --> 00:43:19,130 Look, love, I mean, why don't you sit down? 710 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:20,530 Have a drink. 711 00:43:20,870 --> 00:43:22,370 Your friends used to wait, you know. 712 00:43:22,590 --> 00:43:24,370 Wrong. Waiting makes him go berserk. 713 00:43:42,730 --> 00:43:43,830 Now, come on, where is it, love? 714 00:43:44,110 --> 00:43:45,110 In there. 715 00:43:45,150 --> 00:43:47,650 Hello. Didn't know you were entertaining at home. 716 00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:49,630 Entertaining? You must be joking. Who's she? 717 00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:50,910 My flatmate. 718 00:43:50,970 --> 00:43:54,470 Who are you more like? Ah, Arthur. Well, I'm just leaving. 719 00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:56,930 I'll go there and collect him some money for a drink. 720 00:43:57,810 --> 00:43:58,810 Whoa! 721 00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:03,070 Get out of here, quick, love. He's got a mate outside. Inside of me? What's 722 00:44:03,070 --> 00:44:04,070 wrong? 723 00:44:04,150 --> 00:44:05,150 Oh! 724 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:06,730 Oh! 725 00:44:06,970 --> 00:44:09,910 Oh, so that's your evening classes, was it? Get off! 726 00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:11,230 Get off! 727 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:14,660 You won't stay for three. You bastard! 728 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:16,100 Yeah, that's nice. 729 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,680 Yes? I've got something for you. 730 00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:59,040 That belongs to you, I believe. 731 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,860 Are you from the hotel? 732 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:02,980 No, not exactly, no. 733 00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:04,540 Where from, then? 734 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:06,160 A friend of Japanese tourism. 735 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,840 Listen, son, leave the geishas alone here, eh? 736 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,380 They're not the same as back home. 737 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:16,480 That is absolute nonsense. I bought it from a shipper. 738 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:19,020 That's not what my colleagues heard in Dover. 739 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,980 That's why the divisional inspector wants me to bring you in for a little 740 00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:24,460 Arthur! 741 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,760 Oh, hello, Mr Chisholm. 742 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,200 Hello, Clive. 743 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,439 Hello, Arthur. 744 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,980 I didn't know you knew my old friend, Detective Sergeant Chisholm. 745 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,400 Oh, we've known each other a while. Never met Mr Stanard. 746 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,660 I might have guessed you knew each other, Arthur. 747 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,620 No, it is a recent acquaintance. 748 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:41,200 Yeah, how's your other friend? 749 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,030 Billy Gresham. 750 00:45:44,630 --> 00:45:46,170 Big Billy Gresham. 751 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,010 He's just gone inside. 752 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,050 No bail granted. 753 00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:51,950 Protective custody. 754 00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:53,290 Dear, oh, dear. 755 00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:56,890 Oh, Clive, I just brought... No, Arthur, please. First, there's a matter I have 756 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:57,950 to clear up with Mr Chisholm. 757 00:45:59,010 --> 00:46:02,830 You been doing business with Mr Stanard, Arthur? No, no, no, I just asked him to 758 00:46:02,830 --> 00:46:06,030 find me someone's address. It really will do another time, Arthur. I was 759 00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:08,050 to have a business discussion with Mr Stanard. 760 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:12,540 Well, right now, the divisional inspector wants a business discussion 761 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:14,860 Stannard, so you'll just have to cancel yours. 762 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:18,540 Unless you want to come, too. No, no, no, no, no. Two's company. 763 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,640 Well, perhaps you'd like to come along now, Mr Stannard. 764 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,260 So, bye, Arthur. Bye, Mr Chisholm. 765 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,560 Bye, Clive. We'll, um, we'll just forget about that address, eh? 766 00:46:40,490 --> 00:46:41,448 What's all that then? 767 00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:43,150 Your wino friend been running? 768 00:46:43,610 --> 00:46:46,530 Oh, you make a big saving when the law's on your side, Dave. 769 00:46:47,810 --> 00:46:48,810 A large one. 770 00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:50,530 Coming up. 771 00:47:15,630 --> 00:47:16,630 Can I speak to Sandra, please? 772 00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:19,210 I'm afraid she's not here. She's out at work. 773 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:21,530 Do you want to leave a message? 774 00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:24,550 No. 775 00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:26,410 No, no thanks. 776 00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:28,430 Bye. 777 00:47:37,070 --> 00:47:38,450 Lovely day, Terence. What's up? 778 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:43,450 What? Your great -aunt died or something? No, no, 95 and still going 779 00:47:43,450 --> 00:47:44,450 her money under the mattress. 780 00:47:44,890 --> 00:47:46,230 You were right about friends, Tanner. 781 00:47:46,510 --> 00:47:48,630 I think that wine might have fallen off the back of a boat. 782 00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:51,010 Cheerful Charlie Chisholm just took him in for questioning. 783 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,350 Before you could pay him the money. 784 00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:57,030 Well, get a corkscrew. Go on. We'll broach a bottle. 785 00:47:57,870 --> 00:47:58,870 Celebrate. 786 00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:04,430 There you are. 787 00:48:04,850 --> 00:48:05,910 I'll tell you what. What? 788 00:48:06,370 --> 00:48:07,430 I'll broach the bottle. 789 00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:09,110 You pay the bill. 790 00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:11,850 Bill? 791 00:48:12,130 --> 00:48:13,130 Yeah. 792 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:16,000 250 quid for services rendered. 793 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,000 Did we say 250? 794 00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:20,120 Yes, Arthur. 795 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,440 Five massages worth. 796 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,320 You remember. 797 00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:27,820 God blimey, you can't complain about that. 798 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:30,460 250 quid for all that plonk. 799 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:39,660 What's the matter? 800 00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,860 Got paralysis of the wrist or something? 801 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:44,070 Not much of a nose on it. 802 00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:48,730 71 should have a much fruitier bouquet. 803 00:48:49,810 --> 00:48:52,590 Oh, come on, drink the bloody stuff, don't inhale it. 804 00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:02,670 Moroccan vinegar. 805 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,830 Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you? 806 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:10,450 It's not that bad. 807 00:49:10,890 --> 00:49:11,890 Not bad? 808 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,780 You could wipe out half the cellar with that. 809 00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:16,080 No, I tell you what, it's a dust bottle. 810 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,780 That does happen sometimes, you know. Good wine don't always travel. 811 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:25,920 You know, talking about travelling, you owe me another 50. 812 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:27,300 50 what? 813 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:28,920 Notes. 814 00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:31,200 What for? I just gave you 250. 815 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,880 Ah, X's. 816 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:33,940 Wear and tear. 817 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:35,020 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 818 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,740 You'll be charging me VAT next, won't you? 819 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,100 There we are. 820 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:45,860 Mmm. That is definitely better. 821 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,120 Yes. 822 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,080 Are you kidding? 823 00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:56,120 Oh, we dropped the price a bit. Four quid a bottle? 824 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,360 30p for cooking. 825 00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:01,080 Oh, that is drinkable. If you're a meth drinker. No, Terry, that is a good 826 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,080 little table wine. 827 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:04,160 If you want to strip the polish off the table, yeah. 828 00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:09,040 Hey, I know a friend of polish. 829 00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:34,900 I've changed the situation. 830 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:43,160 Right people, right time, just the wrong location. 831 00:50:47,060 --> 00:50:49,300 I've got a good idea. 832 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:58,140 Just you keep me near. I'll be so good for you. I could be so good for you. I'm 833 00:50:58,140 --> 00:50:59,160 gonna help you. 834 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,570 Love you like you want me to. 835 00:51:01,870 --> 00:51:03,990 I'll do anything for you. 836 00:51:05,810 --> 00:51:10,950 I'll be so good for you. I could be so good for you. I'll do...